You there! Just been to the lavatory have you? Did you go for a wee or were you dropping the boys off at the pool? Well? Which was it? Number ones or number twos? Then for heaven's sake don't flush it! Are you clinically retarded? Do you belong in a home for simple people? Every time you flush a non-solid waste down the toilet, you're using precious reserves of water that can be better used supporting our troops! That's better; now don't forget to wash your hands.
Remember: Every time you waste a flush, you may as well pour it in a can and hand it straight to the Fuhrer himself!
- From a failed Ministry of War short propaganda film first shown in 1977. The film, whilst getting its point across succinctly enough, with the final line actually encouraged people to waste water.
